Brace yourself for the best man speech — prepare for questionable anecdotes and moments that’ll have you wondering how Tim's even allowed to speak in public. But he was chosen as best man for a reason - Tim’s been by Daniel’s side through thick and thin, creating a lifetime of stories we definitely shouldn’t tell... yet he continues to regularly remind us of them.
Jessi - Maid of Honour
The person who knows Katie better than anyone else. From childhood mischief to adult adventures, she’s not just a sister, but a best friend in every sense of the word. Jessi has been by Katie’s side through it all, making every moment unforgettable.
Reg - Aggression Management
If you're a troublemaker or Reg suspects any unruly behaviour, he’ll be there to straighten you out—he doesn’t tolerate aggression. Serious stuff aside, Reg is the guy who’s never turned down an adventure, whether it’s a spontaneous trip, late-night laughs, or just being the life of the party. There’s not a person out there who plays the role of best friend to both the bride and groom quite like he does—truly one of a kind!
Alie - Rave Enabler
The ultimate leader of the PPC (party planning committee) and a founding member of the OPC (original party crew), Pickin is never one to turn down a good time. A costume-loving, face-painting legend with an infectious laugh. Once the groom's best mate, she's now the bride's partner-in-crime too — and we wouldn’t have her any other way.
Johnny - Genetically Obligated Groomsman
When Johnny visits, we usually get knocked aside to hear an almighty scream "stinky bum"—an affectionate name for our 8-year-old British bulldog, Ethyl. Johnny and Ethyl share a special bond - and the affection he shows her is how he approaches all relationships. He wears his heart on his sleeve and pours his energy into making every moment a good time.
Eamon - Again Genetically Obligated
Need your tax sorted or curious about the best gold prospecting spots in Victoria? Eamon’s your guy. Pull him aside for a chat—you’ll walk away wiser (and maybe even richer). He might even share the tale of his encounter with the world’s largest gold nugget, which earned him a feature in the prestigious Moorabool Times, all thanks to a Tinnie and a pair of wellies.
Brad - Microphone Carrier (MC)
The first (and for a while, only) person officially invited to the wedding. Brad is the brother-in-law guaranteed to crush it as MC — no doubt keeping things on track with just a few roasts along the way.